5 0 PARLOR This is the parlor. It's a beautiful room. There looks to be a kitchen to the "north". And there's a shadowy corridor to the "east". %% go north:1 north:1 go east:2 east:2 %% 1 KITCHEN There is a long countertop with dirty dishes everywhere. Off to one side there is, as you'd expect, a refrigerator. You may open the "refrigerator" or "go back". %% fridge:3 refrigerator:3 go back:0 back:0 %% 2 CORRIDOR The corridor has led to a dark room. The moment you step inside, the door slams shut behind you. There is no handle on the interior of the door. There is no escaping. Type "quit" to die. %% quit:-1 %% 3 REFRIGERATOR Inside the refrigerator you see food and stuff. It looks pretty nasty. You can "eat" some of the food or go "back". %% eat:4 back:1 go back:1 %% 4 EATFOOD The food is slimy and foul, but you manage to choke it down. Your stomach starts jumping like a frog in hot water. You feel faint. Sliding to the floor, the darkness closes in. You have died. (Type "quit" to die.) %% quit:-1 %%